| This week I traveled to Kentucky to have a vacation with my Boyfriend Evan! (And my Mummy & Daddy got to spend the week with their Bestest Friends Lea & Dwight. Evan's Mum & Dad.) |
| CHAPTER TWELVE |
| My Eighth and Ninth Weeks at Home or How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Part 2. |
| Stay tuned for my next adventure at my Cousin Abby's wedding. I am not sure what a "wedding" is, but it sounds like it could be fun. |
| Mummy said it was time to start getting ready for our big trip to Kentucky! I thought she meant I needed to pack all of my sexiest onesies for my visit with Evan. I never dreamed she meant to bring the alien creature "Busy" into the house for a bath or something. I don't know WHY they would bring that thing in...I mean LOOK AT IT! Look at those eyes!! It is Alien Possessed!!! |
| YAY! Evan still loves me!!! As soon as I saw Evan he gave me a big kiss like he always does. I missed him so much this past week. It was wonderful to see him. Hopefully I can get him alone for a while. But it will be hard since his daddy came along on this trip. His dad said he is going to watch me like a hawk. Whatever that means. |
| Well, after escaping the clutches of the Busy Alien, Dad put me into a bath to get me all sexied up for my date with Evan. When Daddy first put me in the water I was a little worried because I was afraid Dad used the same bath water on the alien...but Mummy assured me it was safe, so I relaxed a little. |
| Here I am kicking back with my Daddy on the evening before we leave on our big trip! I am so excited!!! I can hardly contain myself...can't you tell! |
| WooHoo!! ROAD TRIP!!! This is how I spent most of the trip down to Lexington, Kentucky...sleeping. Mummy begged me to take a nap so I would stop asking if we were there yet. |
| After Evan and I caught up a bit, our mummies suggested we all go swimming because it was so hot. |
| This is my first time in a pool...so Evan held my hand and reassured me it would all be OK. He is a really good swimmer, so I trusted him to teach me well. |
| Here I am with my mum and dad. How do you like the sexy new string bikini my mum let me buy to impress Evan. I never thought she would let me get it, but she loves Evan too...so I know she wants me to land him! I hope he appreciates how buff I look in it! |
| Here is Evan with his mum and dad...I think his daddy is giving him a talk about the birds and the bees. This is the first time Evan's daddy has come along on one of our dates, so I think Evan is a little nervous about how much he can get away with! |
| Look at how sexy my man looks! Look how he splashes in the water...sigh... I am the luckiest girl alive! |
| I was really quite worn out from all of the swimming and splashing with Evan, so my mummy let me take a nap during our walk back home. |
| This is our home for the week. The one closest to the camera is our home, and the farther one is Evan's. I am glad we are living so close together. Maybe Evan will be able to sneak out and visit me after our parents fall asleep! |
| Here are some pictures of movie night. We decided to sit out on the lenai and enjoy dinner and a movie under the stars with our friends. But I was still so tired from swimming I fell asleep again. |
| The smell of marshmallows roasting over the fire woke me up after the movie was over. I begged uncle Dwight for a S'more of my own, but he said I could not have one if I expected to still fit into that string bikini of mine. Crap. |
| One good thing about the Alien convention is all of the extended family I get to meet. Mummy calls this week her annual "family reunion". She says all of these people have known her since she was my size and they are like family to her. Wow. On the left I am visiting with Aunt Catherine. She drove all the way from California to meet me!! (and to win a LOT of ribbons and trophies at the convention!) Aunt Catherine is our "Triple" Alien's grandma. And on the right is me and my Aunt Cathy. She is here from some place called South Carolina. She also came with my Uncle Scotty and my cousin Cody. She is my "Busy" Alien's grandma. |
| It has been a really long, hot day of socializing, so here I am taking another little snooze with my Aunt Cyndy from Florida. She is used to this ungodly kind of heat they have in Kentucky, but I am not. So my mummy let me strip to my skivvies before my nap. Sweet! |
| Here I am taking a little kitten-nap on my Aunt Starr's shoulder. She came all the way from another COUNTRY to visit me. Wow...she must really like me a lot. She calls me her kindred spirit because we almost share a birthday! (Mum tried to hold me in so we could share our birthday, but I was too determined to come out!) Next to us is my Aunt Mary Jane. She came from Michigan to see me. I met her last week when I was on vacation with Evan in Michigan. She gave me a really cool bunny and said I should start my own collection of really cool bunnies. Aunt Starr and Aunt MJ also won a lot of ribbons and trophies at the Alien Convention. Mummy said I must be really good luck for our family!!! |
| Well, here it is, the first day of the big "skinny alien" convention. I'm not sure why we are here and really not sure why all of these people are making the aliens do all of these weird things. But, Evan said some of it can be funny to watch, so I will give it a try. Here I am watching the "Alien Agility" and the "Alien Lure Coursing". It was raining a LOT this day, so I was not able to come out from under the tents for very long. My "Busy Alien" did some of the "coursing" so I got to watch her run really fast. That skill must come in handy when she is trying to evade the bigger aliens. |
| Hi there! How're you doing? I am naked, are you? |
| Good lord in heaven it has been a LONG day. Mummy caught this picture of me snoring on the couch really early in the evening. I was supposed to meet Even after the 'rents went to sleep tonight, but I must not have heard him tapping on the door. I slept all the way until morning I was so exhausted. I hope Evan never sees this picture. It is not a very flattering angle! |
| Well, here it is, another extremely hot day in Kentucky. Today we took a break from the aliens for a while and went to watch something called a "Horse Show". I am HOOKED! These creatures are so beautiful!! I wonder how much sucking up I will have to do to get daddy to buy me one of these? After the horse show we went back to the alien arena. I decided to just hang out for a while and "take everything in." |
| Here I am right before I opened these beautiful presents from my Aunts Cyndy and Ginger. I love presents! Especially ones that are wrapped as pretty as these! I opened the one with the stuffed frog first....I love stuffed frogs! I have a couple at home. They are soft and cuddly! |
| OK...so while my Dad and I were hanging out beside the alien ring, I started making some silly faces at him to try to get him to laugh. I guess it worked because he started to take my picture each time a made a new face at him. He was snapping off photos like I was a super-model or something! Here are a few of my favorites!! |
| Happy Baby Happy Baby |
| WooHoo! I get to show off my sexy bikini some more! But this swimming thing sure can be exhausting. I am never going to get any alone time with Evan if I keep falling asleep! He promised he would show me what "3rd base" is this week!!! |
| Yup. I am getting to be a pro at this Chillin' stuff. |
| Well...maybe too good at it. I decided to sit with my mummy for a while and next thing I know I am getting well acquainted with the insides of my eyelids! |
| Phew. Using my crack survival skills and my superior intelligence, I escaped the alien encounter fully unscathed. I am brilliant. Let's all celebrate my brilliance. |
| ARGH!!!!! MINIATURE ALIENS!!! It is going to eat me! It is making my hair stand on end! YIKES! I think it is tasting my leg. Maybe it will go away if I lay really still. I DON'T TASTE LIKE CHICKEN I DON'T TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!! |
| OK..seriously, do you need to take so many pictures of me!? I think I am going to go blind! |
| Here is a picture my mummy took this morning as the sun was coming up behind our "house." Isn't it beautiful! She had to wake up really early to start packing up our things, she said we have to leave this morning. |
| I am a little sad and excited all at the same time. Dad said today is the last day of our trip to Kentucky. We need to leave a day early and start driving to Pittsburgh for my cousin Abby's wedding. Here I am cheering because I get to go see my cousin Abby. But I am also very sad because I have to say goodbye to Evan. We did not even get a chance to learn about 3rd base. Oh well, maybe next time. I do hope I will get to visit with him again soon. |
| Here I am swimming with Evan's daddy Dwight. He is really nice and fun, but he did tell me I had better behave myself around his boy. He said he will be watching us. Damn. |
| Above is Evan with his mum and dad...I think his daddy is giving him a talk about the birds and the bees. |
| What, me worry? |
| Bless You! |
| Pretty darn cute, huh? |
| I'm too sexy for my shirt! |
| Yeah Baby! |
| Yup, still cute. |